A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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man boobs

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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