- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

A blind man walks into a pole.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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