Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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The Economy

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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hi

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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