What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Civil Rights.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

The horse said "nay."

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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