What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why was Timmy sad?

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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