What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

guess what what? nothing.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

What's up? A direction...

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Black People.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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