What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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women have rights

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What is a question?

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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