- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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