a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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No it isn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Alex Eggbert

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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