what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what happens during a climax apples

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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