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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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