Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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