- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who smells? •Liam

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Women's Rights

Women

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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