Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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i eat poop

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Anti Joke

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