A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Women's sports

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Black Veil Brides.

A russian gives away vodka.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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