- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Vagina ass.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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