- Anti Joke

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.