A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

asian drivers.

Ha

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Homework.

Take my wife- to the store.

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

"Up to 50% off."

What time is it? 10:58

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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