roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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