How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Do you know what they say? Words

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Nobody cares.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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