What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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