What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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