What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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