- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

your mom

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Hippopatomous!

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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