How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Turn around.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Land Rovers

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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