- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Looks through the peephole.

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