- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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