- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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