- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

How did the girl die? 25.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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