- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

women outside of the kitchen

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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