Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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