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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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