- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Women

Women's Rights

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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