Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

guess what what? nothing.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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