Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Six million.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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