- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Your Mom.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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