- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What is the best part about football The scoring

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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