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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That didn't hurt.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

democracy

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Japan called... They need help.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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