Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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