- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Six million.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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