Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What's up? A direction...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Black People.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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