What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Homework.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why? Because!

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Hello

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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