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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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