- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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