Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Woman's rights.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

anne hatthaway

Homework.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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