i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Woman's rights.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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anne hatthaway

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Homework.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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