There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What's a small person? A midget

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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The Irish man was sober.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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BWAT

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That didn't hurt.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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