Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Where is my tractor?

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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