A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Penis-Pump

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Watch your lips.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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