Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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zebras

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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