Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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