Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Good.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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hey bill!

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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obama

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what is stupid and reading this you

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you

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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