What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Christians pornstars.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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haha, you're an orphan

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