Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Anti Joke

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