what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Women's sports

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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