Don't think of granny porn

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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