Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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A Banana wrote this...

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Homework.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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