Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What is a question?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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