- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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