- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Womens' rights.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

I can Nazi

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

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