Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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