- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Can I touch it?

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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