- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

What's better than sex? Nothing

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

You want to hear a joke? Democract

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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