"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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