- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

connor sucks

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

The 13th Amendment...

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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