What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Canada

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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69, hahaha

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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I'm a like whore

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the real mccoy

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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