knock knock!! kanye west

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

The penn state football administration

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

The horse said "nay."

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Where's my shotgun

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

a man walks into a bar it hurt

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Dani barton= lovely

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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