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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Come in

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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