The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Hey

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Can I touch it?

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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