Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Black Veil Brides.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

A Mexican walks into a club.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Women's football

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Potato.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Womens' rights.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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