- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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