- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

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